Cowboys make me sick
with their cowboy hats
in their pickup trucks
urban redneck crap
Cowboys make me sick

Cowboys make me sick
in their cowboy boots
chawing on their chews
drooling out the juice
Cowboys make me sick

Cowboys make me sick
dancing on TV
in their hokey-pokey lines
looks real hard to me
Cowboys make me sick

Cowboys make me sick
Cowboys are all crooks
they should all be shot
especially Garth Brooks
Cowboys make me sick