Out on the streets, I'm looking for some crack
I got a pipe in my mouth and a body in the back
So I call the paddy wagon and ram it up her shitter

Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late

Get on the horn gotta call up the boys
The paddy wagon's rockin', she's makin' lots of noise
So I give the bitch a kiss I give her titty a rub
Yeah the guys really loose it when I fuck her with my club

So climb aboard
There's always room for more

Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late

Cheered on by my buddies I slam at her vadge
Hell I can't believe that they gave me a badge

(I put a whippin' on her cunt and a hurtin' on her ass)
(No ? - Bitch)

So climb aboard, there's always room for more

Paddy wagon rape, I can't get a date
Paddy wagon rape, we are working late